Women: The simplest Creature

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Newton’s Law of Gravitation

FORMULA:
F = G.M1.M2/d2
F = Force between 2 bodies
G = Gravitational Constant
M1 = mass of Body A
M2 = Mass of Body B
D = Distance between A & B

A teacher gave a teen-age analogy of Newton’s Law: (M1 is a boy & M2 is a girl….) – Newton’s Law of Love.

Force/Love(F) between a boy and a girl is INFINITY if the distance (D) between them is ‘0’ … means they are pretty close
Force/Love(F) between a boy and a girl is ‘0’ if the distance (D) between the two is Infinite … if one is here and other is close to the line of horizon

A bright student ( a boy) wanted to demonstrate to the teacher that the analogy of Newton’s Gravitation law is false. He stood up in the class and approached his classmate girl (tried to make D = 0), the girl slapped him pretty hard.
“Your analogy is wrong”, said the student to the teacher, “We were almost 0 distance apart. Not only the love is less than zero -ve, but there was also an explosion… see the remains of the explosion on my cheek (her fingerprints).”

The teacher was really experienced. He requested both the boy and the girl to stand side by side. He noted that the boy was shorter than the girl.
“My dear students, this is clearly an experimental error,” said the teacher.